Showing posts with label Sharman Joshi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sharman Joshi. Show all posts

Sunday, March 18, 2018

REVIEW 577: 3 STOREYS


Release date:
March 9, 2018
Director:
Arjun Mukerjee
Cast:



Language:
Renuka Shahane, Pulkit Samrat, Masumeh, Sharman Joshi, Richa Chadha, Aisha Ahmed, Ankit Rathi, Saunskriti Kher, Tarun Anand, Himanshu Malik
Hindi


In a crowded middle-class apartment block in Mumbai, Flory Mendonca (Renuka Shahane) demands a price so exorbitant for her flat that no one has been willing to purchase it for years. Then along comes a potential buyer called Vilas Naik (Pulkit Samrat), anxious for a house near a train station.

In the same building, Varsha Angre (Masumeh) bonds with her kind neighbour and tends to her little son, while coping with daily abuse – sexual and otherwise – from her unemployed, alcoholic husband.

Flory and Varsha watch indulgently as young Malini Mathur (Aisha Ahmed) and Suhail Ansari (Ankit Rathi) fall in love, much to the chagrin of their respective parents. The girl dares her mother to explain her objection to Suhail. Say it, we will her too. C’mon, say that you do not want your Hindu daughter to marry her Muslim boyfriend. But Mum cannot bring the words to her lips and in a sense it comes as a relief that an apparently prejudiced human being is aware enough and therefore ashamed enough not to articulate that prejudice.

A couple of floors below them, lives a glamorous, dolled-up woman (Richa Chadha) with flowing black hair, a sari pinned so low below her navel and a lifestyle so unconventional as to send pulses racing among the horny men in her locality and their gossip-mongering allies.

This is the setting of debutant director Arjun Mukerjee’s 3 Storeys, a housing complex that serves as a microcosm not just of the bustling city beyond but the country as a whole. In these homes, people grapple with their past and present, with domestic violence, casteism, communal biases and long pent-up anger. Some look placid and collected on the outside, but inside there are festering wounds that will kill them if never healed.

Mukerjee’s film moves along at a clipped trot, without appearing too hurried. Each segment in 3 Storeys comes armed with a twist in the end, not in the style of crime thrillers, but in the tradition of some of the world’s greatest short-story writers in the league of one of my favourites of the lot, O. Henry.

3 Storeys serves up its best right at the start. The motivations of the eccentric Mrs Mendonca and the youthful Vilas, who looks too well turned out to fit into that grubby society, are intriguing and hold attention till the final frame. Bollywood has stereotyped Goan Christians from the beginning of time, so this lady comes as a pleasant change. The industry has not yet thought it fit to make a film featuring a sari-wearing Goan (yes, they do exist, Bollywood!), but it does show this one speaking Konkani in addition to English and broken Hindi, which is refreshingly different from the portrayal of the community as quasi-foreigners so far. Shahane is nice to watch and packs some interesting detailing into her performance (note how she pronounces “truth”) which begs the question: why do we not see her more in films?

When the denouement in Flory and Vilas’ saga comes, it should be unnerving, but instead it is executed so matter of factly and with such little fuss, that a guilty laugh escaped my lips as I watched it.

(Spoiler alert) The credits let on that this one is “based in part on the short story by Henry Slesar titled ‘The Right Kind of House’”. I had not read Slesar’s tale earlier, but managed to find it once my curiosity was piqued by Shahane and Samrat, and I cannot understand the “based in part” claim, since “based entirely” is more accurate. Ah well, in a film industry that has only in the past decade begun routinely citing its sources, this is an act of honesty worth appreciating considering that the work of fiction in question is little known in India.

If you have not read The Right Kind of House, do not go looking for it until you watch 3 Storeys. Why rob yourself of the fun to be had in discovering its secret? (Spoiler alert ends)

The remaining stories in 3 Storeys are just as efficiently related by Althea Kaushal-Delmas’ screenplay and Mukerjee’s directorial hand, though the endings in two of them are less exciting.

(Spoiler alert) Varsha’s inter-caste romance feels somewhat antiquated in its climax and the Suhail-Malini affair’s conclusion could be seen coming from a mile. I have heard a similar real-life account so perhaps it is unfair to expect an acknowledgement of the original literary source in the credits, but if you have watched The World of Rudra in Bejoy Nambiar’s bilingual Tamil-Malayalam venture Solo last year, there is a point at which you will know exactly where this one is headed. (Spoiler alert ends)

Be that as it may, 3 Storeys’ brisk pace, realistic feel and undramatised tone make it worth a watch. It would help if you do not know what the finale in each short carries, but even if you do, there is considerable enjoyment to be derived from this film. Besides, the way it is wrapped up too defies expectations. And its running time of 99 minutes and 49 seconds is just right for the written material at hand.

Mukerjee is a business-like storyteller who has clarity about his approach to the project. He does not overtly try to make a grand statement about life in Mumbai, focusing instead on particular lives that catch his eye and, as it happens, making a point while he is at it.

The cast is uniformly good. While the rare big-screen appearance by Shahane is the centerpiece of 3 Storeys, each of her co-stars is gifted. Debutant Aisha Ahmed is a commendable find, and the presence of both Masumeh and Sharman Joshi here raises the question I asked earlier about Ms Shahane: why on earth do we not see more of these talented artistes in films? For them, and much else, 3 Storeys is time well spent.

Rating (out of five stars): **1/2

CBFC Rating (India):
Running time:
99 minutes 49 seconds 

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Monday, December 7, 2015

REVIEW 359: HATE STORY 3


Release date:
December 4, 2015
Director:
Vishal Pandya
Cast:


Language:

Sharman Joshi, Zareen Khan, Karan Singh Grover, Daisy Shah, Priyanshu Chatterjee
Hindi


In a week that has brought to Indian theatres the film Angry Indian Goddesses with every swear word uttered by its characters muted out on the orders of the Central Board of Film Certification (CBFC), there also comes Hate Story 3. Not only do people in this film use the F-word and its variants seven times (I counted) – “fucking idiot”, “who the fuck are you?”, “I’m not a fucking coward” etc – without being muted or beeped out, they simulate sex repeatedly and do a bad job of it.

Truth be told, Hate Story 3 might help you finally understand a phrase often used by religious fanatics and self-appointed guardians of “Bharatiya sanskriti”. Because the bad sex, poor production values and awful acting in the film have truly “hurt my (quality-loving) sentiments”.

The Hate Story series has featured three basic ingredients in each film: a revenge story + sex scenes set to long, very long songs + tackiness. This one is no different.

Aditya Diwan (Sharman Joshi) is a wealthy Mumbai-based industrialist married to a woman in revealing outfits called Siya (Zareen Khan, she who made her debut with Salman Khan in Veer). One day Aditya receives an indecent proposal from fellow m/billionaire Saurav Singhania (TV’s Karan Singh Grover), as he surveys the world on a laughably obvious digitally created terrace of a high-rise building. The proposal is this: I’ll give you as much money as you want if you will give me ek raat (one night) with your wife.

Imagine going downhill from Veer, a film that even Salman acknowledges was lousy. That’s Zareen’s fate in Bollywood, though it’s hard to sympathise with her as you suffer her sorry attempts at acting.

So anyway, back to the story…

A furious Aditya storms off, only to discover that Saurav is determined to destroy his business empire unless he gets that ek raat.

Siya, genius that she is, points out that there has to be more to Saurav’s demand than meets the eye, and we can’t help but agree since she is so dull, dull, dull that it’s impossible to believe a hottie like Saurav would go to such lengths to get her into bed, even though she is in possession of goraapan, that milky white skin that Indian men so desire.  

For the record, Saurav’s hotness is limited to his prettiness and the ripped muscles of his torso. The muscles on his face are a different cup of weak tea altogether – they seem incapable of motion.

In this race for the year’s Worst Actor trophy, there enters another strong contender: Daisy Shah, she who made her Bollywood debut opposite Salman Khan (good lord, where does he find ’em?) in last year’s Jai Ho. Daisy plays the large and buxom Kaya Sharma, loyal lieutenant to Aditya. Kaya is the kind of female Indian corporate bigwig you find only in commercial cinema: prone to wearing very very tight skirts to office meetings and microscopically tiny outfits to business meetings, with layers and layers of thick makeup on her face.

Aditya, Sia and Kaya hatch a plot to discover Saurav’s motivations, which the director then weaves around the film’s bad sex scenes.

It’s better to watch pornography than such theatrical fake sex featuring actresses in leopard-spotted lingerie, who sing while wrapping their long legs around their male partners or mount the man’s crotch and appear to be orgasming but never seem to take off their bras (because that – i.e. bra removal – is unacceptable to our CBFC).

In the midst of all this stands that oasis called Sharman Joshi, proof of how tough this film industry can be even if you are sweet-looking, likeable and a good actor. Sharman, perhaps you owe us nothing, but the next time you are considering a film like this one, do spare a thought for those of us who still believe in you? Please?

Hate Story 1 at least did its sex better, even if its weak leading lady did not possess the panache required for the bombastic lines given to her. Hate Story 2 at least had some interesting moments involving actor Sushant Singh as the villain and a believable, rebellious twist in the end involving an important female character.

Both were terrible films but at least they were not absolute zeroes. Hate Story 3 adds up to zilch.

If there is anything I’ve said so far that might for a moment suggest that this film has ANY redeeming factors, let me say it loud and clear here: it does not.

Unless of course you want to have some laughs at songs with lyrics that go thus:

Give me give me give me love and give me more
Thoda sa mujhse love le bhi aao
My lover gave you dounce and I feelin’ low
Again and again and again

What’s danger, what danger, what danger
Take me down, down, down, down
What danger, what danger, what danger
Take me down, down, down, down

Take me down, down, down, down
Take me down, down, down, down

Aaj dikhade mujhe love karke
Oh baby, baahon mein bharke
Oh, jo bhi socha sapnon mein
Woh aaj dikhade mujhe sab karke (to be sung twice).

I rewatched the video of this song, Tu isaq mera, online because I thought perhaps I had misheard the lyrics in the hall. I then visited lyrics.com and found that they had heard pretty much what I did.

I’m not sure what “dounce” means, but “this filmmaker gave us dounce and I feelin’ low” kind of sounds like an apt description of my emotions towards this film.

Rating (out of five): 0 stars

CBFC Rating (India):
A
Running time:
132 minutes

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