Showing posts with label Vishal Pandya. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vishal Pandya. Show all posts

Monday, March 19, 2018

REVIEW 578: HATE STORY 4


Release date:
March 9, 2018
Director:
Vishal Pandya
Cast:

Language:
Urvashi Rautela, Vivan Bhatena, Karan Wahi, Ihana Dhillon, Gulshan Grover
Hindi


“I am somebody who can get anybody but I want nobody other than your body,” a man in Hate Story 4 tells a woman he attacks on the street.

By the time this moment rolls by on screen, we are halfway through the film and I, for one, was numbed by its ludicrousness.

To be fair to dialogue writer Milap Milan Zaveri, he prepared us for this bunkum in the opening sequence when another villain urges the heroine not to panic, to give him time to sort out a mess they are in, and she replies: “Tumne jism nahin liya hota toh aaj waqt nahin maangna padta.”

Translated for the benefit of those who do not know Hindi, but should not be deprived of the pleasures of tacky wordplay, that reads: If you had not taken my body, today you would not need to ask for my time.

The line comes in the opening minutes of director Vishal Pandya’s Hate Story 4, the latest instalment of a thriller series marked by heavy dialoguebaazi, partially clad women, lustful men, long song sequences in which their bodies heave and thrust against each other in an unconvincing enactment of sex, all wrapped around a mystery that might not have been half bad if the writing team did not have such a low opinion of the viewer and had cared to flesh out their concept with more thought.

A quick glance at the Internet tells me Hate Story 1-3 have been moderate successes. Not that they deserved any better, but the fact that they notched up even average collections at the box office speaks volumes for the sexually repressed nation that we are. Do people actually think sex is what is going on on screen in any of these four films in which no one strips completely, they simply writhe about semi-clothed, with female breasts bulging out above bras that are still very much on and well-muscled male torsos are displayed while crucial areas remain covered? Are there actually human beings out there who are titillated by all that pretend sex, when instead they could easily access pornography?

Hate Story 4, like the first three, is neither artistic enough to be called erotica nor functional and overt enough to be call porn.

For what it is worth, the story is about Aryan (Vivan Bhatena) and Rajveer (Karan Wahi), the spoilt sons of a wealthy London-based Indian businessman. Aryan falls out with his girlfriend Rishma (Ihana Dhillon) and the boys fall out with each other over Tasha (Urvashi Rautela), a beautiful model who they launch through their enterprise.

During the course of the film, someone kills someone as a result of which someone else sets out to take revenge, no one can be trusted and everyone betrays everyone.

The three leads have great bodies. Rautela and Bhatena have shown flashes of potential in earlier works, but Wahi, I fear, has not one acting cell in his body. All three ham their way through this revenge saga set in London, in the company of fellow hamster Gulshan Grover playing Aryan and Rajveer’s Daddy. 

While characters who treat women like crap exist in this world, the director himself reveals his low opinion of the female half of the species with the way the camera captures women here, repeatedly closing in on boobs and butts, often before we have even seen their faces.

The first sight we get of a character called Monica is a close-up of her cleavage, then a switch to her derriere encased in tiny lingerie, and only then her face. Tasha’s introductory shot is of her bottom raised in the air as she crouches cat-like on a shiny stage, then the camera slides over her in various feline poses, focusing on fragments of her before it finally deigns to rest on her countenance.

Date rape is casually tossed around in the screenplay. Efforts at earnestness end up sounding laughable or unintentionally crude, such as during that romantic number Tum Mere Ho in which Aryan and Rishma feel each other up extensively on a bridge by a water body, and a woman singer’s voice goes: “Mere andar mujhse zyaada tum” (there is less of me and more of you inside me). Yikes!

Hate Story 4 is too low-brow to be offensive, but it tries its best to earn that tag when in the end it suddenly develops scruples and, having objectified women from start to finish, closes with statistics on crimes against women on screen, followed by this exhortation: “Fight the evil of eveteasing.” Nau sau choohein khaake etc etc…

The only thing more fake than this concern for women is the simulated sex in Hate Story 4. Spare us your bogus conscience, please.

Rating (out of five stars): 1/2

CBFC Rating (India):
Running time:
131 minutes

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Monday, December 7, 2015

REVIEW 359: HATE STORY 3


Release date:
December 4, 2015
Director:
Vishal Pandya
Cast:


Language:

Sharman Joshi, Zareen Khan, Karan Singh Grover, Daisy Shah, Priyanshu Chatterjee
Hindi


In a week that has brought to Indian theatres the film Angry Indian Goddesses with every swear word uttered by its characters muted out on the orders of the Central Board of Film Certification (CBFC), there also comes Hate Story 3. Not only do people in this film use the F-word and its variants seven times (I counted) – “fucking idiot”, “who the fuck are you?”, “I’m not a fucking coward” etc – without being muted or beeped out, they simulate sex repeatedly and do a bad job of it.

Truth be told, Hate Story 3 might help you finally understand a phrase often used by religious fanatics and self-appointed guardians of “Bharatiya sanskriti”. Because the bad sex, poor production values and awful acting in the film have truly “hurt my (quality-loving) sentiments”.

The Hate Story series has featured three basic ingredients in each film: a revenge story + sex scenes set to long, very long songs + tackiness. This one is no different.

Aditya Diwan (Sharman Joshi) is a wealthy Mumbai-based industrialist married to a woman in revealing outfits called Siya (Zareen Khan, she who made her debut with Salman Khan in Veer). One day Aditya receives an indecent proposal from fellow m/billionaire Saurav Singhania (TV’s Karan Singh Grover), as he surveys the world on a laughably obvious digitally created terrace of a high-rise building. The proposal is this: I’ll give you as much money as you want if you will give me ek raat (one night) with your wife.

Imagine going downhill from Veer, a film that even Salman acknowledges was lousy. That’s Zareen’s fate in Bollywood, though it’s hard to sympathise with her as you suffer her sorry attempts at acting.

So anyway, back to the story…

A furious Aditya storms off, only to discover that Saurav is determined to destroy his business empire unless he gets that ek raat.

Siya, genius that she is, points out that there has to be more to Saurav’s demand than meets the eye, and we can’t help but agree since she is so dull, dull, dull that it’s impossible to believe a hottie like Saurav would go to such lengths to get her into bed, even though she is in possession of goraapan, that milky white skin that Indian men so desire.  

For the record, Saurav’s hotness is limited to his prettiness and the ripped muscles of his torso. The muscles on his face are a different cup of weak tea altogether – they seem incapable of motion.

In this race for the year’s Worst Actor trophy, there enters another strong contender: Daisy Shah, she who made her Bollywood debut opposite Salman Khan (good lord, where does he find ’em?) in last year’s Jai Ho. Daisy plays the large and buxom Kaya Sharma, loyal lieutenant to Aditya. Kaya is the kind of female Indian corporate bigwig you find only in commercial cinema: prone to wearing very very tight skirts to office meetings and microscopically tiny outfits to business meetings, with layers and layers of thick makeup on her face.

Aditya, Sia and Kaya hatch a plot to discover Saurav’s motivations, which the director then weaves around the film’s bad sex scenes.

It’s better to watch pornography than such theatrical fake sex featuring actresses in leopard-spotted lingerie, who sing while wrapping their long legs around their male partners or mount the man’s crotch and appear to be orgasming but never seem to take off their bras (because that – i.e. bra removal – is unacceptable to our CBFC).

In the midst of all this stands that oasis called Sharman Joshi, proof of how tough this film industry can be even if you are sweet-looking, likeable and a good actor. Sharman, perhaps you owe us nothing, but the next time you are considering a film like this one, do spare a thought for those of us who still believe in you? Please?

Hate Story 1 at least did its sex better, even if its weak leading lady did not possess the panache required for the bombastic lines given to her. Hate Story 2 at least had some interesting moments involving actor Sushant Singh as the villain and a believable, rebellious twist in the end involving an important female character.

Both were terrible films but at least they were not absolute zeroes. Hate Story 3 adds up to zilch.

If there is anything I’ve said so far that might for a moment suggest that this film has ANY redeeming factors, let me say it loud and clear here: it does not.

Unless of course you want to have some laughs at songs with lyrics that go thus:

Give me give me give me love and give me more
Thoda sa mujhse love le bhi aao
My lover gave you dounce and I feelin’ low
Again and again and again

What’s danger, what danger, what danger
Take me down, down, down, down
What danger, what danger, what danger
Take me down, down, down, down

Take me down, down, down, down
Take me down, down, down, down

Aaj dikhade mujhe love karke
Oh baby, baahon mein bharke
Oh, jo bhi socha sapnon mein
Woh aaj dikhade mujhe sab karke (to be sung twice).

I rewatched the video of this song, Tu isaq mera, online because I thought perhaps I had misheard the lyrics in the hall. I then visited lyrics.com and found that they had heard pretty much what I did.

I’m not sure what “dounce” means, but “this filmmaker gave us dounce and I feelin’ low” kind of sounds like an apt description of my emotions towards this film.

Rating (out of five): 0 stars

CBFC Rating (India):
A
Running time:
132 minutes

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